Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #8634
Last night, my colon
Attempted to turn itself
Inside out. It did.

Now, it trails behind
As I walk on, it dangles
Betwixt thighs and drips.
Haiku #8634
Posted: April 5, 2001 10:16 am ET
Poet & location: Drophammer