Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #8273
Grandpa's vagina
Oh it smells so stinky, but
Grandma has a cock

Kathie Lee Gifford
willll get old and have grandkids
...grandma with a cock.
Haiku #8273
Posted: March 28, 2001 11:35 pm ET
Poet & location: Slug