Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #77837
if you followed me
the trail would be brown and wet
sticky under foot

dangerous pressure
beware my bowels are wringing
date with destiny

just a few polyps
punctuating my colon
but what a shitstorm
Haiku #77837
Posted: August 26, 2025 9:04 am ET
Poet & location: ash of smitten butte