Bad Haiku
Haiku #74561
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I went and bought a
rat poison enema kit.
It got me sooooo high!
Rat-free and wasted.
So what if I'm puking blood.
Rats won't take my cheese!
Haiku #
74561
Posted:
January 3, 2022 2:05 am ET
Poet & location:
Over my dead body!...
of
Oh wait. Yeah, yeah, they got the cheese.
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