Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #74561
I went and bought a
rat poison enema kit.
It got me sooooo high!

Rat-free and wasted.
So what if I'm puking blood.
Rats won't take my cheese!
Haiku #74561
Posted: January 3, 2022 2:05 am ET
Poet & location: Over my dead body!... of Oh wait. Yeah, yeah, they got the cheese.