Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #74399
I think we should mix
hamsters and sushi tacos,
But I don't know how.

Now we contemplate
smoking chrysanthemum bud
extract through vape pens.
Haiku #74399
Posted: December 19, 2021 9:00 am ET
Poet & location: Vaping... not as gay as pineapple on pizza, of course, but almost!