Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #74212
i know I'm getting
older, high blood pressure and
pissing contests here.

as in pissing out
the high blood pressure causing
coffee, gatorade.
Haiku #74212
Posted: December 8, 2021 6:27 pm ET
Poet & location: vhs of i had a pissing contest this evening.