Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #74131
I love the future.
Computers will think for us.
We write fart poems.

As we vegetate
computers decide our fate.
It's the beans I ate.

Corona virus?!
Escape with VR headset.
Order beans online.

A tube's in my ass.
It's sucking out all my gas.
Powers my PC.
Haiku #74131
Posted: December 5, 2021 12:46 pm ET
Poet & location: You're Welcome