Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #73095
Is it possible
to overdose on gummies?
Asking for a friend.

Which would kill you first,
sugar or the THC?
Let's experiment.

That's what gay guys say.
"You need to experiment."
I ask "Dissection?"

There are two genders.
Me and everybody else.
My private commode.

The weight of the world
gives me a hopeless feeling.
More so when I write.
Haiku #73095
Posted: October 27, 2021 6:09 pm ET
Poet & location: Aliens piss me off. of Because they aren't to be found.