Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #72350
Time for another $8 coffee and a $20 sandwich and not enough left to buy toilet paper but that's okay b/c I've been taking diet lessons from the old man with fragrant and flowery poo in the hopes that I can sell it and make some of that yuppie coffee shop money back and even have some left over for those nasty street hookers that are way hotter than the girls back home anyway, and probably cleaner.
Haiku #72350
Posted: October 4, 2021 8:12 am ET
Poet & location: There should be a single word that describes all that.