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Haiku #72347
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He doesn't use leaves.
In fact, he has never wiped.
He doesn't need to.
His shit doesn't stink.
It kind of smells like roses.
Or air freshener.
Haiku #
72347
Posted:
October 4, 2021 8:03 am ET
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Mix it with ambergris for a nice perfume.
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Whale puke and and vagabond shit. Who'd 'a thunk it?!
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