Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #72211
I can live without.
But ice cream made with dairy.
That's a rarity.

Synthetic Chinese
shit is all over the place;
overpriced garbage.

Ice cream that never once saw a cow's teat is just fucking wrong and makes me want to go to war with Nestle's and Magnolia. Suicide bomb their headquarters and factories in the name of all that is good and holy. Jihad, Jihad! They seriously need more cows over here to help make more greenhouse gases and ice cream. Know what I mean, jellybean?
Haiku #72211
Posted: September 28, 2021 9:05 am ET
Poet & location: It's all about the money.