Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #72176
Can't afford a laptop
I'm a poet like Basho
I'm low on cash-o

My rhymes are killer
But I'm low on the scrilla
Crying in my pillow

Cure this infection
with a fat cash injection
You'll get affection
Haiku #72176
Posted: September 25, 2021 7:26 am ET
Poet & location: I'll give your bank account a free C-section of Funnel some of that towards my electronics collection