Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #72160
I would like to drown
in a huge vat of ice cream.
Haagen Dazs coffee.

On a full stomach
of lox and cream cheese bagels.
And asparagus.

The asparagus
in a lemon butter sauce.
And fresh ground pepper.

The bagel sandwich
of course with tomatoes and
thinly sliced onions.

As for the ice cream,
I will just swim nude and free.
No wet suit, thank you.

You want left overs?
I guess that would be a mocha.
I'm so devious.
Haiku #72160
Posted: September 24, 2021 8:18 am ET
Poet & location: Death Wish.