Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #71975
They're so welcoming.
They said come on down and join.
Darth torture expert.

Maybe bomb maker.
Or heroin smuggler.
Chemical warfare?

Chef and gardener.
Cave hideout decorator.
Camel pedicures.
Haiku #71975
Posted: September 13, 2021 6:16 am ET
Poet & location: I can do it all!