Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #71969
Google for the pics.
It's a developed duck egg.
Yes, beak and feathers.

They hard boil it.
Served with spicy vinegar
stinky dead fish sauce.

I tried a taste once.
It tastes as bad as it smells.
And smells like it looks.

Sulfur egg odor.
When your college roommate farts,
that's what it smells like.

Truly reeks of Hell.
Hell will be filled with armies
of baby duck souls.

They will take revenge
against the drunken Flippos,
devour their souls.

There's something... evil.
In Flippo mentality,
culture and customs.

True evil, I mean.
Not just greedy and ruthless,
but truly evil.
Haiku #71969
Posted: September 12, 2021 10:56 pm ET
Poet & location: Takes time to see it, but it's there.