Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #70949
I was a hippie.
Not very patriotic.
Had quite the lice nest.

But how are Skrunch bars
exactly patriotic?
I'm dying to know.
Haiku #70949
Posted: July 14, 2021 9:37 pm ET
Poet & location: A home for fleas, a hive for the buzzing bees. A nest for birds, there ain't no words. For the beauty, splendor, the wonder of my hair.