Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #70820
The danger's not from
the firecracker's shock wave,
but the flatus blast.

The ass-meat shrapnel
has one click kill radius
and is quite toxic.
Haiku #70820
Posted: July 4, 2021 4:46 am ET
Poet & location: You don't want to be anywhere near. of Beruit was nothing.