That Japanese "chef".
Had doctors chop off his junk.
Served it as a meal.

Two hundred dollars.
Would have bought you a sample.
Bet it tasted bad.

Hardly a meal.
One-sixth of a nipper's dork.
Give it to the cat.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2149879/Japanese-man-22-cooks-genitals-serves-paying-dinner-party-guests.html