Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #70182
Time to go shopping.
Milk, eggs, bacon, sandwich meat,
wheat bread, cheddar cheese.

Butter, Nutella,
orange soda, chips, fruits, veggies,
off switch for children.
Haiku #70182
Posted: March 1, 2021 8:07 pm ET
Poet & location: LSD overdose. of In the corner, drooling, eating my boogers, for eternity.