Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #70041
You have to hide your dink.
So I wear a trench coat.
When I'm out splatting spooge.

My fave is the ceiling.
Relax and watch it drip.
Sipping a hot coffee.

Five points arms and shoulders.
Ten points for hair or face.
Twenty if in their drink.
Haiku #70041
Posted: February 7, 2021 6:52 pm ET
Poet & location: And drink rhymes with dink! of You're welcome!