Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #70000
Guacamole, sir?
Freshly made at your table
By the GREEN GIANT

Vegetable discharge
Goodyear blimp floats overhead
Now the halftime show

Beyonce upchucks
in the mouth of Bruno Mars!
No deflated balls
Haiku #70000
Posted: February 4, 2021 4:11 am ET
Poet & location: Howard Cosell of Ghoul Form