Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #69985
I prefer the cheaper
Ho Hos 'cause my hose knows.
For ho's it grows and grows.

Dead prostitute in trunk?
Just run over a skunk
to well disguise the smell.

But bleach not useful.
You need experience.
Maybe muriatic.

And a large plastic drum
with a tight fitting lid.
Speaking of tight, she did.
Haiku #69985
Posted: February 3, 2021 5:43 pm ET
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