Bad Haiku — Haiku #69813

Let's discuss toe jam.
Neglected bodily goo.
Drill sargeants love it.

But it's so boring.
It doesn't stink or spurt out.
It's not sexual.

It's not that ugly.
It's hidden away unseen.
Earwax is less dull.

Haiku #69813

Posted: January 25, 2021 9:42 pm ET

Poet & location: I feel bad for toe jam. of No one cares about it, excpet drill instructors with a hard on to gripe.

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