Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #69802
Her clitoris popped.
Like an enormous pimple.
Or John Belushi.

The beige cream filling.
Like Duncan's Bavarian.
Thank God for coffee.
Haiku #69802
Posted: January 25, 2021 10:23 am ET
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