Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #69749
Sometimes the sun farts
and it stinks to high heavens
That’s called Solar Winds

2 Scoops Raisin Bran
Remember those commercials
Farting makes him smile

Grapes dried in the sun
Raisins: Mighty Fart Nuggets
The sun is real smart
Haiku #69749
Posted: January 23, 2021 12:43 pm ET
Poet & location: Fart Scientist of Lavatory