Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #69732
There's nothing to say.
I'll write this shit anyway.
Holy shit, I'm gay!

High protein meal.
Glory hole so nutritious.
Vitamin slurpies.

Goes well with coffee.
In one hole, out the other.
Sea men's semen, man.
Haiku #69732
Posted: January 22, 2021 8:21 pm ET
Poet & location: So many holes! Penis, glory, mouth, ass, toilet. Whole & complete, something to eat. of IIt's free, no tax, environmentally friendly, you should try! Experiment! Don't deny science!