Bad Haiku
Haiku #69730
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You mom is upset
because your dad won't try them.
Open you mind, mom!
Open your mind
then open your behind.
Handcuffs will bind.
Do the grind
and you will find
wet like watermelon rind.
Haiku #
69730
Posted:
January 22, 2021 8:03 pm ET
Poet & location:
squirt squirt squirt
of
course it won't hurt
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