Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #69601
Diagonalized
subhyperdimensional
linearity.

I near pooped myself.
And it isn't even real.
Santa Claus told me.
Haiku #69601
Posted: January 14, 2021 1:15 am ET
Poet & location: Curt Kobain's grandmother's dog's former owner's great granddaughter. of Or something.