Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #69573
Methane emissions
of dairy bovine pollute
the earth's atmosphere.

Almost as bad as
cars' fossil fuel combustion.
We need cow gas traps.

Put that waste to use.
Like for cooking hamburgers!
Where will it all end?!
Haiku #69573
Posted: January 12, 2021 9:14 pm ET
Poet & location: We need an asteroid. of A really, really BIG one. Like the "dinks" you enjoy.