Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #69549
Almost Bad Almost Haiku Old News:

And for Rudy Giuliani,
Excitement of Inn Erection.
Borat, but no "splat".
Haiku #69549
Posted: January 11, 2021 2:39 pm ET
Poet & location: DW of They should have at least given him a moment to whip it out.