Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #69047
Corona saves lives.
Because you're not going out
doing stupid shit.

We need a real germ.
A virus that kicks some ass.
Flesh eating butt slime.

Maybe a smart germ.
A germ that targets poets.
And politicians.
Haiku #69047
Posted: December 10, 2020 7:28 pm ET
Poet & location: Huwan Wuhan