Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #68647
McDonald's BigMac.
Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
Four energy drinks.

Three shots of vodka.
Ice cold out of the freezer.
Absinthe for dessert.

Two teenage hookers.
Marijuana and mushrooms.
Lastly the acid.
Haiku #68647
Posted: November 7, 2020 3:41 am ET
Poet & location: Emperor Trump of Wearing no clothes.