Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #68630
The Fonz jumped a shark.
He never made love to one.
Teeth do not scare me.

My Vespa's beats his
Triumph Trophy TR5.
Chicks cream on Vespas.
Haiku #68630
Posted: November 5, 2020 3:11 am ET
Poet & location: Mortician Winkler banged a corpse. of Night Shift director's cut.