Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #68577
You may not hate me,
but I hate your stinky cunt.
Abortions and pills.

Smells like rotting pork.
Toxic shock dementia blood.
Runs in your fam'ly.

I love my small dink.
9mm is huge
for my gerbil girls.
Haiku #68577
Posted: November 1, 2020 10:54 pm ET
Poet & location: Fake Cath-o-lick my balls. of PetSmart