Lost my taste for pork.
Swine are hideous and gross.
Worse than my haiku.

But, you know, it's tough.
Shedding the "Figpucker" name.
The thought makes me barf.

Two-legged porcine
wastes of oxygen and time...
And they like "Tik-Tok"!

Stay away from pigs.
Roast only with flame throwers.
The Nippers knew this.