Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #68404
Candy corn is gross.
Tootsie Rolls are even worse.
You buy them, you suck.
Haiku #68404
Posted: October 19, 2020 9:27 pm ET
Poet & location: Trick or motha fuckin' treat, bitch! of Bust a cap in yo' ass!