Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #68383
Somebody's on meth.
And, for once, it isn't me.
Goodnight, vampire.

I cooked my dink once.
The next day it grew right back.
Call me Darth Gecko.
Haiku #68383
Posted: October 18, 2020 12:25 am ET
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