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Haiku #68176
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Yom Kippur's about
repentence and atonement.
But I don't need that.
That's 'cuz I'm perfect.
I have never, ever sinned.
No, never, not once!
I thought I did once,
but that was God playing tricks.
Well, at least I tried.
Haiku #
68176
Posted:
September 28, 2020 6:55 pm ET
Poet & location:
There is no try... on the toilet.
of
Only poo, or poo not.
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