Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #68176
Yom Kippur's about
repentence and atonement.
But I don't need that.

That's 'cuz I'm perfect.
I have never, ever sinned.
No, never, not once!

I thought I did once,
but that was God playing tricks.
Well, at least I tried.
Haiku #68176
Posted: September 28, 2020 6:55 pm ET
Poet & location: There is no try... on the toilet. of Only poo, or poo not.