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Haiku #68172
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I hate candy corn.
I mean, that's some nasty-ass shit.
Who invented it?!
Be responsible.
Don't give that on Halloween.
Reese's or Snickers.
Or maybe Pop Rocks.
They taste nasty, but they're fun.
Don't put them in there!
Haiku #
68172
Posted:
September 28, 2020 9:07 am ET
Poet & location:
Inappropriate use
of
Pop Rocks has caused many emergency room visits.
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