Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #68147
Cephalopod gene splicing.
Cthulu is risen!
Runs for president.
Wins and gets the US
back on track.
Fireside chats with shrimp
gumbo recipes just like
Bubba in Forrest Gump.
Haiku #68147
Posted: September 26, 2020 3:15 am ET
Poet & location: Praise the True Dark Lord and his culinary delights.