Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #68138
Tastes like seafood?
Isn't that rude?
You shouldn't brood.
Dip it in lemon butter.
Maybe with a little garlic.
Gar-lick. Licking a gar fish.
Ghetto sushi Suzi.

Please get me a beer.
Something dark and full-bodied.
And a little head.
Haiku #68138
Posted: September 25, 2020 11:23 pm ET
Poet & location: Maybe we need to get back to discussing poo. of Hey, it beats politics!!!