Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #68137
So let's talk aobut the clitoris then.
How big is your clitoris?
Is that your favorite stimulation spot?
Gee, I'm just asking, don't get all pissy.

Clitty clit clit, lickity split.
Two for the price of one.
Double slit experiment.
The wave of the motion.
Just like the ocean.
Tastes like seafood!
Haiku #68137
Posted: September 25, 2020 11:16 pm ET
Poet & location: Happy now? Hapiness? Happy penis?