Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #68000
The effect of COVID-19 on atmospheric quality makes me urinate liquified sulfur dioxide in much the same way that I imagine Satan does.
I really wanted to thaw out the frozen dinosaurs and watch them come back to life and I would attach brain chips to them to make them sentient and superior and most importantly under my controld and I would send them to eat vhs and all you other poets!
Haiku #68000
Posted: September 8, 2020 1:33 am ET
Poet & location: Elon made me say that -- that's not really me. of Secret alien tech lab at SpaceX.