Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #67995
Like Snap Crackle Pop
But my brand new cereal
Has an orgasm

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Haiku #67995
Posted: September 7, 2020 12:43 am ET
Poet & location: Molly of Breakfast Club