Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #67975
Melted cow poop on
whole wheat toast,
with mushroom/onion
scrambled eggs. My
nut zit is shrinking,
praise be to Jesus.
I can't take much more
of it singing The Ode
to Joy at 3 am.
Haiku #67975
Posted: September 5, 2020 2:00 pm ET
Poet & location: I mean, I like Beethoven, but enough is enough. of Real butter for a real breakfast.