Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #67847
I bought a cat toy.
It was filled with crushed catnip.
I had to smoke it.

Still recovering.
Need to order more of those.
What strain of catnip?

Or some additive?
Something in it packs a punch.
It's "Made In China".

Ancient mushroom dust?
Dried up tiger testicles?
Likely agent orange.
Haiku #67847
Posted: August 17, 2020 6:45 pm ET
Poet & location: Hey, times are tough right now. of Cat wasn't interested anyway.