Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #67825
All those that eat pork
have widened piggy noses
and smell like pigs too.

And big fat rednecks
eat mountains of beef products.
You are what you eat.

So eat some pussy
and you'll become a poet.
I'm right, Chewy Chew!

Filthy Goddamn whores.
Every Goddamn one of them.
Just like DaVinci.

Attention seekers.
"Repent TikTok-Man!" said the
Joker's Harlequin.
Haiku #67825
Posted: August 13, 2020 5:25 pm ET
Poet & location: Allahu Akbar! Oy vay already! of hmmm... I've never tried wild boar. Maybe it's okay.