Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #67370
So you think I should
get a fecal transplant to
fix my excrement.

Please be the donor.
I want feces just like yours.
Your shit doesnt' stink.
Haiku #67370
Posted: April 18, 2020 5:41 pm ET
Poet & location: Darth Whorrendouns, Dork Lard of the Fifth (of Rum) of Hell's got nothing on where I am now.