Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #67335
I like Whorrendous.
After all, I am a whore,
doing math homework.

And whores aren't so bad.
Better than cheap gold-diggers,
lying about love.
Haiku #67335
Posted: April 17, 2020 2:40 am ET
Poet & location: Hey, at least my lies are obvious and therefore not much of a lie. Know what I mean?