Bad Haiku
Haiku #66022
home
|
about haiku
|
submit haiku
|
search haiku
I spilled some acid.
The grass achieved sentience.
So I imagine.
The grass spoke to me.
It said vote for Donald Trump.
Perhaps I was wrong.
But I understand.
Grass doesn't like Mexicans.
And can you blame it.
Haiku #
66022
Posted:
September 22, 2019 9:47 pm ET
Poet & location:
Tripping on acid on grass at the park and that friend
of
yours had sexual relations with your mom when you weren't home.
↩︎ View in context
